A question I have no answer to

Last weekend, at 11am on a Sunday, I was asked this: “If you’re not going to buy some coke (cocaine) why do you come dressed like disco?”
While there have to be 99 good answers to that question I couldn’t think of even 1 (unless you count a blank stare through my gold sunglasses as an answer).
And no I didn’t buy any coke. Yuck.

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